女:你原先有过女朋友?男:十年生死两茫茫,不思量,自难忘。女:死了?怎么死的?男:山无陵,江水为竭,冬雷阵阵夏雨雪。女:喔,是天灾。那这些年你怎么过来的?男:满面尘灰烟火色,两手苍苍十指黑。女;唉,不容易。那么你看见我的第一感觉是什么?男:忽如一夜春风来,千树万树梨花开。女:(红着脸)有那么好?男:糟粕所传非粹美,丹青难写是精神。女:马屁精,你有理想吗?男:他年若遂凌云志,敢笑黄巢不丈夫。 Female: Have you ever had a girlfriend? M: Ten years of life and death two vast, not thinking, since memorable. Female: dead? How dead? Male: Hill without the tomb, the river is exhausted, summer snow bursts Xia Yu snow. Female: Oh, it is a natural disaster. How do you come over these years? Male: full of dust and smoke, his hands dark green fingers. Female; alas, not easy. So what do you see my first feeling? M: Suddenly a spring breeze, thousands of trees and trees pear blossom. Female: (red face) is so good? Male: dross passed non-pure beauty, Dan hard to write is the spirit. Female: horse ass fine, do you have ideal? Male: If he then Lingyun Zhi, dare to laugh Huang Chao not husband.