酒后胡言一日,某领导酒后被扶上主席台,一落座便说道:“上菜!”秘书见势不妙,赶紧扶他去厕所醒酒。此君往便器上一坐吩咐:“开车!”秘书看他实在不行了,送他回家。他老婆帮他脱鞋解衣并扶他休息,他亲切地抚摸她的手问道:“小姐贵姓?”训诫强盗用枪逼着商店的老板:“听着,要活命,就把钱统统拿出来!”老板:“真不凑巧,昨晚上来过一伙强盗。他们把钱拿走了,一分钱都没给我留下。”强盗:“你这个窝囊废!为什么不把门关紧?”打岔一群经常吃高档酒宴却不用自己花钱的人,一日到一酒店就餐。服务小姐是新来的。为首的人在点菜后对小姐说:“茶!”小姐便认真地“查”了起来:“一、二、三、四、五、六、七。”这人不悦,加重语气说:“倒茶!”小姐 Drink nonsense day, a leader drunk on the podium, one drop said: “Serve!” The Secretary see the situation is not good, and quickly help him to the bathroom sober. This gentleman sat on the toilet ordered: “drive! ” Secretary to see him really die, send him home. His wife helped him to take off his shoes and help him rest, he kindly touched her hand and asked: “Miss your surname? ” Discipline robbers with the gun boss shop: “Listen, to live, put Money all come out! ”Boss: “ Really unlucky, last night had a gang of robbers. They took the money, did not give me a penny left. ”Robber: “ You useless! Why not keep the door closed? ”Interrupting a group of people often eat high-end banquet but do not have to spend their own money, a day to a hotel dining. The service lady is new here. The first person after the order to the lady said: “tea! ” Miss seriously “check ” up: “one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.” Yue, aggravating tone, said: “tea!” "Miss