一我爷爷去世那年,我父亲才五岁。我爷爷是个小木匠,最擅长做桌椅和木马。据说他做的躺椅人躺上去就不想醒来,他做的书桌学生用了考个秀才不成问题,可是他很少做这两样东西,因为官家不许他做。给我讲这个故事的是十三爷。十三爷也叫绷干老者。十三爷说话天花乱坠,真真假假,大人们往往嗤之以鼻,并以“刘阴阳的卦,罗绷干的话”来否定其真实性。但我们喜欢听,因为虚构的总比真实的来得过瘾。幺,我讲跟你们听———这是他每个故事的开头。每当要讲故事,绷干老者总是先抽一顿 My father was only five years old when my grandpa died. My grandpa is a small carpenter, best at doing tables and chairs and Trojans. He is said to be lying on the couch who do not want to wake up, he did desk exam with a test scholar is not a problem, but he seldom do these two things, because officials do not allow him to do. Tell me the story is Shisan Ye. Thirteen Ye also known as dry old man. Thirteen Yeh talking hype, truth or fake, adults often scoff, and to “Liu Yin and Yang of the hexagrams, Luo stretched words ” to deny its authenticity. But we like to listen, because fiction is always more fun than real. I will tell you to hear it - this is the beginning of every story. Whenever you want to tell a story, a twentieth-century man always starts with a meal