刘君是我校不年老不年少的数学教员。他的轶事举不胜举。开学第一天,刚响过上课铃,随之进来的是位男老师,身上一件三成新的短袖衫。脸长,额高。好一副“伟人”像。走进教室,笑容可掬地说道:“承蒙诸君光临,使鄙(教)室增光不少,我荣任贵班班主任,深感荣幸,日后还请多多关照,若有失礼之处请多包涵。”“轰!”教室里爆发出一阵哄笑声。人人都在笑,包括刚进门打考勤的值周教师可他大手一挥,做了个列宁在十月的动作,转身在黑板上写起来。 Liu Jun is a mathematics teacher in our school. His unfair successes are endless. On the first day of school, he just rang the bell, and he came in with a male teacher and a 30 percent new short-sleeved shirt. Face long, high amount. A pair of “great people” like. Into the classroom, said with a smile: “Courtesy of the deceased, and made a lot of room in the school. I am honored to be the head of your class. I am deeply honored to have a lot of care in the future. If there is a place of disrespect, please Including.” “Boom!” A burst of laughter broke out in the classroom. Everyone was laughing, including the weekly teacher who just entered the door to play attendance but he waved his hand and made a Lenin motion in October. He turned to write on the blackboard.