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不甜的西瓜小明和朋友一起路过一个西瓜摊,看见里面有很多大西瓜,就问摊主:“老板,你的西瓜甜不甜啊?”“肯定甜,不甜不收钱!”“哦。那就帮我挑一个不甜的吧!”白雪公主和葫芦娃白雪公主逃出王宫,来到森林,看到一间小木屋,里面排列着七张小小的床。白雪公主就躺下睡着了。傍晚七个小人回来了,白雪公主说:“你们就是我命中的七个小矮人吧?”七个人面面相觑(qù),然后说:“你认错人了,我们是葫芦娃。”干什么去了?爸爸:“开学时我答应过你,只要好好学习,我就给你买双旱冰鞋。可现在你却不及格,整个学期你都干什么去了?”儿子:“我在学滑旱冰。”
Sweet watermelon Xiao Ming and friends pass a watermelon stand, saw a lot of large watermelon inside, asked the stall: “boss, your watermelon is not sweet ah? ” “Certainly sweet, not sweet does not charge money! ”“ Oh, then help me pick a not sweet! ”Snow White and gourd doll Snow White escaped from the palace, came to the forest, saw a cabin, which arranged seven small beds . Snow White is lying asleep. In the evening seven little people came back, and Snow White said: “You are the seven dwarfs I hit?” Seven people looked at each other and said: “You mistaken people, we are gourd dolls.” “Did you go? Dad: ” I promised you when I was in school and I bought you a pair of roller skates as long as I learned well. Now you fail, what are you doing for the whole semester? “” Son: I’m learning to rollerblading. "