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罗丝和我离婚的理由很简单:我健忘。我老是忘记她唯一的祖父的名字,忘记每年一度的情人节的日期,忘记每天至少要吻她七次。她的自尊心受不了,要求和我离婚。我立即答应了。我也有自尊心。一年过去了。我又瞄了一眼钉在桌面上的那张纸片:“如果1995年2月14日(这是我们认识三周年、结婚二周年、离婚一周年纪念日)前罗丝还没有再婚、没有交新朋友、没有到这间屋子里来,我就向她求婚。”现在是2月13日晚上9点。她光临寒舍的可能性不大了。我开始行动起来。“安内特·卡比内罗·罗丝女士,我是儒勒·法兰西瓦·勒布。明天是我们结识三周年纪念日,我极
The reason for Rose’s divorce with me is simple: I forget. I always forget the name of her only grandfather, forget about the annual Valentine’s Day, and forget to kiss her seven times a day at least. Her self-esteem can not stand, asked me to divorce. I immediately agreed. I also have self-esteem. A year has passed. I took another glance at the piece of paper nailed to the desktop: ”If Rose did not remarry before February 14, 1995 (this is our third anniversary, the second anniversary of marriage, and the first anniversary of the divorce), there is no Make new friends, did not come to this room, I will propose to her. “It is February 13 at 9 o’clock in the evening. She is unlikely to visit the house. I started to act. ”Ms. Annnette Gabriella Rose, I am Jules-François Loeb. Tomorrow is the third anniversary of our acquaintance, and I