著名相声艺术家马三立老先生的一段相声令人捧腹，大意如下：一户人家在马路边上晒了衣服，叫小孩看着，别叫人给偷走了。一会儿还真来了一小偷，这小偷先是给孩子糖吃，又告诉小孩自己的名字叫“逗你玩儿”，接着拿走了衣服。孩子大叫：有人拿咱家衣服了！屋里他妈就问：谁拿 The famous comic artist Ma Sanliu laughable comic exaggerated, the effect is as follows: a family of people in the street drying clothes, called the children looked, do not call people to stole. A moment later came a thief, the thief first to the children sweets, but also tell the child their own name is “teasing you to play,” then took the clothes. Children shouting: Someone got our clothes! His mother asked the house: who take