作为一个满腹狐疑的家伙,我总怀疑有一种不知名的东西操纵着我,那是命运,那是神奇的力量,那是一只动不动就把你腾空擒起的毛茸茸的大爪子。公元1972年的春天,那只大爪子把我从娘胎里掏了出来,从此我就无奈地姓张了,无奈地成为北方人了,无奈地属老鼠了,还无奈地成为可恨的金牛座 As a suspicious guy, I always suspect that there is an unknown thing that manipulates me. It is fate. It’s the magical power. It’s a large, fluffy paw that can lift you up and pick it up. In the spring of 1972, the big paw took me out of my mother’s womb. From then on, I reluctantly surnamed Zhang, and I became helplessly a northerner. I had no choice but to be a mouse, and I was helpless to become a hateful Taurus.