A carpet layer had just finished installing car-pet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only torealize he’ d lost his cigarettes. In the middle ofthe room, under the carpet, was a bump. “Nosense pulling up the entire floor for one pack ofsmokes, ” he said to himself. He proceeded to getout his hammer and flattened the bump. As he wascleaning up, the lady came in. “Here, ” she said,handing him his pack of cigarettes. “I found themin the hallway. ” “Now, ” she said, “if only I couldfind my parakeet. ” A carpet layer had just finished installing car-pet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only torealize he’ d lost his cigarettes. In the middle ofthe room, under the carpet, was a bump. “Nosense pulling up the Entire floor for one pack ofsmokes, ” he said to himself. He proceeded to getout his hammer and flattened the bump. “Here,” she said,handing him his pack of cigarettes. . “I found themin the hallway. ” “Now, ” she said, “if only I couldfind my parakeet. ”