单身狗们奇葩的男友标准其实也是有理由的!早上不夏说,看我单身这么多年了,怪可怜的(流眼泪),要给我介绍个对象,问我有什么要求。我想了想说:“要求不高,每个月会帮我去前台拿调查表,在我整理调查表的时候端茶倒水就好了。”不夏大吃一惊:“你是被调查表逼疯了吧,要求竟然这么变态?”我撇撇嘴:“你还是省省心,反正这么多年了,不如把标准定奇葩点,这样看起来还可以单身得有尊严点……” Single dogs are wonderful boyfriend standard is actually a reason! Morning does not summer, see me for so many years, blame poor (tears), to introduce me to an object, asked me what the requirements. I thought to say: “Not demanding, every month will help me to go to the front desk to take the questionnaire, tea time when I finish the questionnaire just fine. ” Not summer surprise: “You are Questionnaire crazy it, the request turned out to be so perverted? ”I Pie Piezui: “ You still save peace, anyway, so many years, it is better to set the standard curious, so it looks like you can have a single dignity point ...... ”