如果十年后你未娶,我未嫁,那我们——太惨了,真的太惨了。地铁上说禁止携带易燃易爆品,我默默下车了,因为我——可爱到爆。为什么我没有一个美到爆炸的女儿——而我妈却有,真是嫉妒她。你打篮球受过最严重的一次伤是什么?——看着对手的女朋友喂他喝水。如果你的前女友和现女友同时掉进河里——那你会不会做我男朋 If you did not marry ten years later, I did not marry, then we - too miserable, really miserable. On the subway that banned carrying flammable, I silently get off, because I - cute to burst. Why I do not have a beauty to the explosion of the daughter - and my mother has, really jealous of her. What’s your worst injury ever in basketball? - Watch your opponent’s girlfriend feed him. If your former girlfriend and his girlfriend fell into the river at the same time - then would you be my boyfriend?