碟子100元相亲的时候吃西餐,打碎一只碗,服务生道:“先生您好!这只碗50元。”我一翻兜,只剩一张100元的,服务生也没有零钱。我寻思装傻就装个明白,抄起一个碟子往地下一摔:“这回行了吧?拿去!不用找了!”女方对我投来赞赏的目光,我得意极了。“先生,碟子100元。”回家等着一个青年文身时选了个唐僧,结果第一天丢钱,第二天撞车,第三天让单位开除了。于是他上 Dish 100 yuan blind date to eat Western food, break a bowl, the waiter said: “Sir Hello! This bowl of 50 yuan.” I doubled, leaving only a 100 yuan, the waiter did not small change. I found a pack of fools to find a clear understanding, picked up a plate to fall to the ground: “This time, let’s go! Do not look! ” The woman voted for me gaze, I was very proud. “Sir, plate $ 100. ” Home waiting for a young tattoo chose a monk, the first day lost money, the next day crashed, the third day of the unit expelled. So he is on