那天有个朋友跑到我家来跺脚,说我受不了了,一定要分手,一定要分手!我说,嘁,吓唬谁啊?你们这种海枯石烂型,高中就开始早恋,拿沉香那把劈华山的斧头都劈不开! 她说,就是因为在一起呆的时间太长了啊,犄角旮旯的事都门儿清,我现在连他走路的样子都烦,你说为什么他总是先迈左腿再迈右腿;还有他的姓和名全是平声,连个抑扬顿挫都没有,叫了四五年了,叫得我心烦意乱! 很明显,她被“染病”了,病名叫做 That day a friend came to my house to stomping, saying I can not stand it, and must break up, we must break up! I said, 嘁, scare who ah? You Haikushilan type, high school began puppy love, take incense that split Huashan She said, because I spent too much time together, the temples are all clear, and I am now annoyed with the way he is walking. Why do you say he always goes ahead first? Leg and then step right leg; and his surname and his name are all flat, and even a cadence, called four or five years, called me upset! Obviously, she was “infected”, the name of the disease Called