论文部分内容阅读
一、暗自庆幸型大哥,不好意思,我的钱都放在另一个钱包里,而你拿到的这个钱包是专门为忽悠你而准备的。二、低三下四型尊敬的贼大哥,这点小意思是孝敬您老人家的,不成敬意,不知道够不够您花,要是不够,等下一个清明节到来的时候,我再给您烧点。三、罗曼蒂克型佛曰:前世五百次的回眸换来今生的一次擦肩而过,今天在茫茫人海中,你把温柔的小手放进了我的衣兜里……那一刻,我真想对你说:“这是缘分啊!”如果老天再给我一次机会,我真想对你说三个字:“还我钱!”要是再加上一个期限,我就诅咒你一辈子。
First, secretly fortunate brother, I am sorry, my money is placed in another wallet, and you get this wallet is specially prepared for you to 忽悠. Second, the next three Four Dear thief Brother, this little meaning is to honor your elderly, not respect, do not know enough for you to spend, if not enough, waiting for the arrival of a Ching Ming Festival, I will give you a burning spot. Third, the Buddha of the Buddha said: the past five hundred times look back in exchange for a life pass, today in the boundless sea, you put a gentle hand into my pocket ... ... At that moment, I really want to You said: “This is the fate ah!” If God give me another chance, I really want to say three words to you: “I also money! ” If plus a deadline, I curse you lifetime.