突然,想为青春写份祭文。朋友问,为何?我说,除了脸上的青春痘,我真找不不出任何和青春有关的痕迹。朋友又说,可你才35岁啊,怎么就不青春呢?我说,又不能学吉鸿昌挂个牌在脖子上证明你想证明的事,你看我样子像35岁吗?朋友说,不像,像45岁,可刘德华45岁不还获得了个世界杰青。我说,我像刘德华吗?朋友说,不像,你像马德华。我问,谁是马德华?朋友说,《西游记》里演猪八戒的那个。我 Suddenly, want to write a sacrificial offering for youth. My friend asked, why? I said, in addition to acne on the face, I really can not find any traces of youth-related. Friend said again, but you are only 35 years old, why not youth? I said, can not learn Ji Hongchang hanging a card on your neck to prove that you want to prove things, do you think I look like 35 years old? Unlike, like 45 years old, can Andy Lau 45 years old also received a world outstanding. I said, I like Andy Lau? Friends say, unlike, you like a madhuahua. I asked, who is the friend of Madagascar? I