FUNNY TALKS

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  A
  Worried mother: Why is your report card always so bad?
  Kenny: Mommy,I can’t help it. I don’t sit next to any smart kids.
  B
  Popliceman: You can’t park by the fireplug.
  Lady: Why not?The sign says FINE FOR PARKING.
  注:fireplug消防龙头。fine①好的;②罚款。
  C
  Ethel:That’s very strange. I notice you have on one green sock and one red sock.
  Al: I’ll tell you something even stranger. I’ve got another pair at home just like them!
  D
  Doctor:How is the boy who swallowed the half dollar?
  Nurse:No change yet,sir.
  注:swallow吞;change①变化;②找头。
  E
  Lady to policeman(Standing in the middle of the street):Can you tell me how to get to the hospital?
  Policeman:Just keep standing where you are.
  注:警察的回答指一直站在马路中间,暗喻有交通事故的危险。
  F
  Father:Didn’t you promise to be a good boy?
  Ben:Yes, father.
  Father: And didn’t I promise you no spending money if you were bad?
  Ben:Yes, father. But since I’ve broken my promise, you can break yours.
  注:break a promise 违反诺言。注意对话中小孩运用的逻辑推理。
  G
  Mother:Did you thank Mrs Porter for the lovely party?
  Little boy:No, I didn’t. The girl ahead of me thanked her and Mrs Potter said:“Don’t mention it.”So I didn’t.
  注:Don’t mention it.①别客气;②别提它了。
  H
  Woody: My father played on his high school basketball team.He can’t remember them ever losing a game.
  Wendy: They must have had a great team.
  Woody: No, he just has a terrible memory!
  I
  First bird(Looking at jet plane): Look at that bird fly.
  Secend bird: If my tail were on fire. I’d be that fast too.
  注:tail尾巴;on fire着火;jet plane 喷气式飞机。
  J
  Father: Toy, why don’t you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.
  Toy: What was it?
  Father: Eggs.
  Toy: Wrong. It was yesterday.
  K
  Debbie: Did you know that we are related?
  Friend: Goodness, how can that be?
  Debbie: Your dog and my dog are brothers.
  注:related ①相关的;②有亲戚关系的。
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