If, while traveling through Transylvania on a dark and stormy night, you should take shelter in a gloomy castle and encounter a man in a black cape who says,“I vant to sock your blot,” you would have a pretty good idea what be’s saying,even though he said “vant” instead of“want” and “sock” instead of “suck. ” But if he had said something that sounded like “Ivan tsic your blot,”