这事儿太尴尬了,我再次声明,表白真不是我强项。我的强项是挂在两元店门口,看着那些偷懒眯眼的店主,和对面的喇叭对喊“两块钱你买不了吃亏,两块钱你买不了上当”。我的强项是承包整条街,走街串巷卖冰棍儿收破烂儿。我是喇叭,我是机器,我的职业就是心无旁骛大声叫喊,为了深入人心,我还得经常单曲循环式播放。所以亲爱的人 This thing is too embarrassing, I declare once again, confession really is not my strengths. My strength is hanging in front of the two yuan shop, looking at those who lazy squinting shopkeeper, and opposite the speaker on the shout “two dollars you can not afford to lose two dollars you can not be fooled.” My strength is the contracting of the entire street, walking down the street selling popsicles to children. I am a loudspeaker, I am a machine, my job is crying out of my heart, in order to gain popular support, I still have to play single-loop. So dear people