学生时代正离我越来越远。但发生在那时候的一些事都日久弥新。高中时有一次做数学题,老师问大家有没有与标准答案不相同的解法,一位男生自告奋勇地将自己的答案写在了黑板上。其实也没什么不同,只是比别人又多加了几个不必要的步骤。大部分同学都善意地笑了,孰料老师出口一句:“真是脱了裤子放屁。”片刻的哑然之后,大家哄堂大笑。我依然记得自己的哑然,也一直后悔自己的大笑。这位男生后来没考上大学,我固执地认为很大成分是老师的这句话将他搁浅在沙滩上,使他失去了远航的机会。也就是从那时起,我不再想长大后做一名老师 The student time is getting farther and farther away from me. But some things that happened at that time were getting old. When I was in mathematics in high school, the teacher asked if there was a solution that was not the same as the standard answer. A boy volunteered to write his answer on the blackboard. In fact, it is no different. It just adds more unnecessary steps than others. Most of the students smiled in good faith, and the teacher said, “I just took off my pants and fart.” After a moment’s stun, everyone laughed loudly. I still remember my dumbness and I always regret my laughter. The boy did not go to college afterwards. I stubbornly believe that the sentence that is a big part of the teacher puts him on the beach and makes him lose the opportunity to sail. That is, from then on, I no longer want to be a teacher when I grow up.