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1.在网上买了一颗扣子,那天快递小哥给我打电话,问:“你买的是衣服吧?”我一时想不起来了就说是。结果快递员颤巍巍地说:“你买的衣服,我摸着只有一颗扣子,衣服被人偷走了!”2.快递小哥打电话问我家住几层,我说:“五层,要不我下来拿吧。”他用霸道总裁的语气说:“不用,我给你拿上去,你等着我。”过了十分钟之后我接到小哥电话:“你还是来接我一下吧,楼道太黑,我害怕……”3.有一天傍晚17点59分,我突然收到快递短信:“请于18点前到食堂二楼领
1 bought a button online, courier brother that day to call me and asked: ”What do you buy clothes?“ ”I can not remember the moment to say yes. Results courier trembling said: “You buy clothes, I touched only a button, clothes were stolen! ” Express brother called me to ask how many layers I said, “ Five layers, or I come down to get it. ”He said with overbearing president tone: “ No, I’ll get you up, you wait for me. ”“ After ten minutes I received a small brother phone: ”You still come and pick me up, the corridor is too dark, I’m afraid ......“ 3 one day 17:59, I suddenly received express SMS: ”Please 18 o’clock before the second floor to the canteen collar