一天,我来到教室。刚进班,就发现几名学生围在一张课桌前哈哈大笑。“什么事这么高兴?”我笑着问。“老师你看,孔子被王伟做了‘变性手术’,孔子变得漂亮了吧?”学生一边把书递给了我,一边上气不接下气地笑个不停。接过书,我的笑容僵在了脸上:一个画着眼影、抹着口红、染着指甲油的长发女郎出现在我的眼前,孔子已变成了一个摩登女郎。再翻一下,鲁迅、彭德怀也遭此厄运我沉下了脸。见我脸色不好,学生们一个个吐着舌头,知趣地跑开了。 One day, I came to the classroom. When I first entered class, I found several students laughing around a desk. “What’s so happy?” I asked with a smile. “Teacher, do you see, Confucius was made by Wang Wei’s sex change surgery. Confucius became beautiful?” "The students handed me the book and laughed at it. After receiving the book, my smile was frozen in my face: A long-haired girl with eyeshadow, lipstick and nail polish appeared in front of my eyes. Confucius had become a modern girl. Turning again, Lu Xun and Peng Dehuai also suffered this fate and I sank. When I saw my face was not good, the students spit out their tongues and ran away.