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1. A school needs some teachers. Hu Tu recommends himself as a science teacher. 某校招聘老师,胡图自荐教自然。
2. The examiner asks, “Why can’t fish live on land?”“They have no feet.” Hu Tu answers. 招聘者考他:“鱼为什么不能在陆地上生活?”胡图答:“鱼没有脚。”
3. The examiner adds, “A duck has feet, why can it swim?” “It has a long neck, so it can’t be drowned (被淹死).” Hu Tu answers. 招聘者又问:“鸭子有脚,为什么又能游泳呢?”胡图答:“它脖子长,淹不着。”
4. When the result is made known, Tu Hu looks for his name a few times, but he can’t find. 张榜了,胡图看了几遍,不见自己的名字。
2. The examiner asks, “Why can’t fish live on land?”“They have no feet.” Hu Tu answers. 招聘者考他:“鱼为什么不能在陆地上生活?”胡图答:“鱼没有脚。”
3. The examiner adds, “A duck has feet, why can it swim?” “It has a long neck, so it can’t be drowned (被淹死).” Hu Tu answers. 招聘者又问:“鸭子有脚,为什么又能游泳呢?”胡图答:“它脖子长,淹不着。”
4. When the result is made known, Tu Hu looks for his name a few times, but he can’t find. 张榜了,胡图看了几遍,不见自己的名字。