八年前我五岁的时候,就开始倒数我姐姐要几年才会搬出去。请不要误会我,我爱她。我爱她,就像我爱塞满了衣柜的冬衣:它们很伟大,当温度低于冰点时,我需要它们给我温暖,但在其他日子里,它们却占据了我衣柜的一半空间。此时,我真恨不得把它们切碎——切成100万块碎片。姐姐比我大四岁,作为一个孩子,我认为她是我认识的最聪明的人了。她充分利用了这一点。她所讲的事 When I was five years old eight years ago, I began counting the days before my sister moved out. Please do not misunderstand me, I love her. I love her just like I love winter clothes stuffed with wardrobes: they’re great, I need them warm when the temperature is below freezing, but on other days they take up half the space in my closet. At this point, I really want to shred them - cut into 1 million pieces. My sister is four years older than me. As a child, I think she is the smartest man I know. She took full advantage of this. What she is talking about