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如果的事“如果我有一千万元,我就能买一栋房子。我有一千万元吗?没有。所以我仍然没有房子。如果我有翅膀,我就能飞。我有翅膀吗?没有。所以我也没办法飞。如果把整个太平洋的水倒出,也浇不熄我对你爱情的火焰。整个太平洋的水全部倒得出吗?不行。所以我并不爱你。”也许朋友们还记得N年前被炒得沸沸扬扬的痞子蔡的著名网络小说《第一次亲密接触》吧,就是这样一段“如果”PLAN(计划),让他最终虏获了一个美少女的心。而我这次虽然没有痞子蔡那样的诗情画意和幽默诙谐,却想借着他那“如果论”的小小余温,谈谈我的“如果的事”。
If the thing “If I have 10 million, I can buy a house. I have 10 million? No, so I still do not have a house .If I have wings, I can fly.I have wings? No, so I can not fly anymore.If I pour out the whole Pacific water and pour out the flame of my love, all the water in the Pacific falls down, so I do not love you. Maybe my friends still remember the famous online novel ”The First Intimate Contact“ that has been provoked many years ago by the upsetting ruffian Cai. It was such a ”if“ PLAN that eventually led him to a beautiful girl’s heart. And although I did not have the poetic and humorous wittyness of this riffraff, I would like to talk about my ”if-thing“ with his ”if" theory.