有志青年我们校长有天路过学校后门,突然听到一句:“我要考牛津!”校长顿时感动不已,没想到他们学校也有如此有志青年,决定看看是哪位,忽然又听到一句:“再来两串大腰子!”忍气吞声一对新人正在举行潜水婚礼。前来参加婚礼的一个女子感叹道:“潜水真是最好的结婚方式啊!”她老公不解地问:“为什么?”女人说:“这样可以提醒新人,从这一刻起,要学会忍气吞声。”贴心小棉袄过年期间,妹妹贪吃不忌口,体重涨势可观。老妈 Aspirational youth Our headmaster passed the back door of the school one day, and suddenly heard a sentence: “I want to test Oxford! ” The headmaster suddenly moved, did not think that their school also has so determined youth, decided to see is who, suddenly heard again : “Two more bullets!” “Swallowing a couple is diving wedding. A woman who came to the wedding exclaimed: ”diving is really the best way to get married ah!“ Her husband puzzled and asked: ”Why? “ Woman said: ”This can remind newcomers from this moment , To learn to swallow. "Intimate little jacket during the Chinese New Year, my sister greedy taboo mouth, weight gain considerable. Mom