我是一个对现实社会孤陋寡闻的书呆子,终日沉迷于书香之中,经常自吹能知天文地理,却对现实生活一知半解。记得入住大学寝室的第一个周,室友见我只顾死啃各类文学巨著,便用手拍拍我的肩膀,以欣赏怪胎的眼神打量了我一番后问道:“你知道什么是”炮友“吗?”我摇摇头,一脸疑惑地望着他,他捂着嘴以嘲讽的姿态笑得前仰后合,接着问:“你知道什么是”搞基“吗?”我依然是那个动作和表情,他随即笑得抚着肚子合不拢嘴,不屑 I am a nerd ignorant of the real world, indulged in the book all day long, often boast to know astronomical geography, but a little knowledge of real life. I remember the first week of college dormitory, roommate see me only die eating all kinds of literary masterpieces, they patted my shoulder with a hand to enjoy the eyes of the freak looked at me after some asked: “Do you know what ”I shook my head, looked at him with a look of doubt, his mouth muffled gesture laugh forward admiration, and then asked: “ Do you know what ? ”" I am still that action and expression, he immediately smiled and stroked his stomach close and disdain