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有位大爷去人民银行取钱,直接走到窗口,保安过来说:“大爷,按号。”大爷:“啥?”保安:“按号。”大爷心想,不愧是大银行呀,取个钱还要暗号,于是低声对保安说:“天王盖地虎。”保安无奈的帮老爷子按出一张排队票,老爷子心想:吓死我了,居然被我蒙对了!饭店里人特别多,一对年轻情侣实在找不到地方了,就和我拼桌,坐在我对
A uncle to the People’s Bank to withdraw money, went directly to the window, the security came: “Grandpa, according to the number. ” Grandpa: “Security? ” By the number. “Grandpa thought, deserved to be Big Bank ah, take a money but also the password, then whispered to the security said: ”King cover the tiger." Security helpless Father to press out a line ticket, Father thought: scared me, was actually being I am right! The hotel is particularly large number of people, a young couple can not find a place, and I fight the table, sitting on my right