牛:身上真痒痒得难受,好久没人来吹牛皮了。屎壳郎:思想有多圆,我就给它滚多圆。事业有多远,我就给它滚多远。小白兔:不能自拔的,除了痛苦,还有小灰兔地里的萝卜。蜘蛛:天天在网上QQ,咋没见到企鹅?闪闪烁烁的图标,不是苍蝇,就是蚊子。乌龟:我的长寿秘诀是“静以修身,懒以养性”——保持缓慢呼吸,千万不要断气。蜜蜂:花花世界,更需要真情投入。癞蛤蟆:我一生最大的悲哀是——青春不在,青春痘却还在。 Cattle: The body is really itchy uncomfortable, long time no one to blow the leather. Dung beetle: thinking how round, I’ll give it more than rolling. How far my career, I’ll give it roll far. Rabbit: can not extricate themselves, in addition to pain, there are small gray rabbit radish in the ground. Spiders: Every day online QQ, ye do not see penguins? Blinking icon, not flies, mosquitoes. Turtle: My longevity secret is “quiet to self-cultivation, lazy to be nourishing ” - to maintain a slow breathing, do not get out of gas. Bee: flower world, but also need the truth into. Toad: The saddest thing in my life is - youth is not, acne is still.