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人人都说收入少,却几乎人人都有车。车自何来呢?一个谜。以大学校园为例,连月入不过三四千的讲师都有车,而且大多是看上去蛮气派的车。博士学位,大学讲师,洒满晨光的讲台,台下俊男靓女启明星般的眼睛,出门直奔犹如正在产卵的大马哈鱼般的新款小汽车……难怪总有毕业或没毕业的女硕士,托我为其在校园物色男友。前不久,我笑着答复:物色好车容易,物色男友不容易。总之,校园里小汽车太多了,而且比人还神气活现。有时我真怀疑“大马哈鱼”们不再乖乖产卵,而径自游上讲台开口讲课……
Everyone says that income is low, but almost everyone has a car. Where does the car come from? A mystery. Take a university campus as an example, even the monthly instructors have three or four thousand lecturers who have cars, and most of them look very impressive cars. Doctorate, university lecturer, dawning podium, handsome men and beautiful girl Venus-like eyes, go straight like a spawning salmon-like new car ... No wonder there is always graduated or did not graduate from the female Master, asked me to find her boyfriend on campus. Not long ago, I laughed and replied: looking good car easy, not easy to find her boyfriend. In short, too many cars on campus, but also more than man also vivid. Sometimes I really suspect “salmon ” no longer obediently lay their eggs, and walked to the podium opening lectures ......