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今天我回家看见老婆在化妆,准备晚上去跳舞,我在旁边坐着,感觉很无聊,就对老婆说:“老婆,我们这样坐着也没意思,我给你讲个最神奇的事吧。”老婆没说话,我一看老婆没反对,就说:“昨天我去钓鱼,钓上来一块表,竟然是我20年前丢在这条河里的,而且这块手表还能准确走,你说神不神奇?”老婆看了看我,说:“这有什么神奇的,我小叔20年前掉到那条河里,然后就在水底工作,昨天才完成任务从水底爬上来。”
Today I went home to see my wife in makeup, ready to go dancing at night, I sat next to, I feel very boring, and said to his wife: “my wife, sitting like this is boring, I tell you the most amazing thing . ”My wife did not speak, and when I saw my wife did not object, I said:“ Yesterday I went fishing and caught a watch. It turned out that I was lost in this river 20 years ago, and this watch can be accurate Go, you say God is not magical? ”My wife looked at me and said: “ What’s magic, my little uncle fell to that river 20 years ago, and then work in the water yesterday to complete the task from Bottom up. ”