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哪一个酷得连上帝也跟着一脑门官司?a 当马特乌斯在10年间分别领着三个女人来到“主”面前祈福时,上帝也惊出了一身冷汗,“竖子可教也!可谁能告诉我,他是怎么做到的?”b 当马拉多纳与卡尼吉亚两个大男人当众热烈拥吻、抱作一团时,上帝他老人家一阵惊呼:“快把这两个人送来,他们不属于下面那个世界。”c 国际米兰老板莫拉蒂在安息日那天向主祈祷时,吓了他老人家一跳,“快把这个家伙打了出去,我可不想被他拖进他的‘黑洞’。”d 克鲁伊维特让上帝十分挂心:“迄今为止我只见过这个黑小子两次,第一次他跟我忏悔说,他被冤枉与一桩侵犯案有关,那一次他太虔诚;第二次他身后拖着一双儿女、身边挽着个新娘向我祈福,这一次又有些搞笑。我真想知道他下一次还能不能给我带来点更新鲜的。”
Which is so cool that God followed a foreigner? A When Matthaeus led the three women in 10 years to pray before Lord, God was also scared of a cold sweat, But who can tell me how did he do it? “God barked at his elderly man as Madradona kenigiah two big men warmly kissing and hugging each other : ”Get these two guys out, they do not belong to the world below.“ C Interlaken boss Moratti scared his old man when praying to the Lord on the Sabbath day. ”Get this guy up Out, I do not want to drag him into his ’black hole.’ “D Kluivert is God so much about:” So far I have seen this black boy twice, for the first time he told me to repent that he Was wrongly guilty of an invasion of the case, that he was too religious; the second time behind him dragged a pair of children, surrounded by a bride to pray to me, this is a bit funny .I really want to know if he can next time Bring me something fresher. "