家有熊孩子一枚。昨天我在家睡觉,儿子突然跑进来:“大王,不好了,外面有个毛脸雷公嘴的和尚要打进来了。”我以为他跟我在玩,说:“拿本王的打狗棒,我去会会那厮。”话音刚落,孩子他爷爷一脸无奈出现在卧室门口……包拯要给女儿起名,求助公孙策:“当初我娘给我起名包拯,是希望我拯救天下苍生;后来世人叫我包青天,同样蕴含了光明美好的祝愿。我希望孩子的名字也能体现出类似的造福社会的决心,你说叫什么好?”公孙策想了想,道:“包邮。”新学期开始,老师要学生回家填写一张家庭信息登记 A bear child home. Yesterday I was sleeping at home, my son suddenly ran into: “King, bad, there is a monk outside the face of Ray Mouth to fight in.” “I thought he was playing with me, said:” Take the king’s Play dog ​​stick, I will go to that fellow. “” Voice faded, the child his grandfather face helplessly appeared in the bedroom door ... ... Bao Zheng to give her daughter a name, help Gongsun Ce: “ , I hope I save the world common people; Later people called me to pack the sky, also contains the bright and beautiful wishes .I hope the child’s name can also reflect the same determination to benefit the community, what is your name? ” Thought, said: “package. ” The beginning of the new semester, the teacher asked the students to go home to fill in a family register