我爸爸的学历像他的个头,矮墩墩的,不高;我爸爸的视力要靠啤酒瓶底那么厚的800度镜片来扫描。这也难怪,都怪遗传弄得他身不高,眼不清,连脾气也是“火爆豆子”。而我,动不动就会被他一顿“竹笋炒肉”。记得一次测验,我得了全班最高分:99分。我兴高采烈地奔回家向他报喜:“爸爸, My dad’s education is like his head, and it’s short, not high; my dad’s vision depends on the 800-degree lens that the beer bottom is thick. This is no wonder, they blame genetics for his lack of height, unclear eyes, and even temperament is “hot beans.” And I will be beaten by him by bamboo shoots. I remember one quiz and I got the highest score in the class: 99 points. I ran happily and went home to report to him: "Dad,