昨天去饭店吃饭,夹起一块猪肉,发现上面好多毛,心想现在的饭店真不像话,连毛都弄不干净选于是很认真地一根一根拔掉……弄干净之后才放进嘴里。是块姜……有一天我在房间里背古文,老妈走进来问:“宝贝儿,背啥呢芽”我说:“古文……”老妈果断给我一巴掌:“小兔崽子长能耐了,你叫谁滚哪选” Yesterday, go to the restaurant to eat, pick up a piece of pork, found a good hair, I think the hotel is really outrageous, even the hair is not clean selected so carefully one by one unplugged ... get it clean and then into the mouth in. Is a piece of ginger ... ... One day I was in the room back to ancient times, the mother came in and asked: “Baby children, what is the back bud?” I said: “Ancient Chinese ... ” Mom decided to give me a slap in the face: “Little bastard long able to resist, who you call who roll election”