(一)某次我要回老家一趟,由于走的时候比较匆忙,碗筷泡在池子里没洗。一周后,我回到家里,一周前的碗筷还安详地躺在水池里。那时是夏天,乱七八糟的东西被泡了一周,居然一点也没臭。正在打游戏的程序员先生缓缓地抬起头,骄傲地说:“那是!我每天都有换水!”“有那工夫你干嘛不把碗洗了?”我一脸黑线地说。程序员先生低头想了想,说:“额,那也是个办法。”(二)有次程序员先生把我弄生气了。他像只小猫一样跑过来,蹲我旁边,用无辜的眼神看着我,也不说话。姑娘嘛,无非就是想听对方 (A) one time I want to go back to my home trip, due to the time to go more hasty, chopsticks soak in the pool did not wash. A week later, I returned home, a week ago the tableware still lying in the pool. At that time in summer, a mess of things was soaked for a week, actually not stinky. Mr. Programmer, who is playing the game, slowly raised his head and said proudly: “It is! I change water every day! ” “There’s time to do what you do not wash the bowl?” Black line said. The programmer bowed his head and thought, saying: “Well, that’s a solution.” (2) There was a second programmer who got me angry. He ran like a kitten, squatting beside me, looking at me with innocent eyes, did not speak. Girl, nothing more than want to hear each other