The Absent-minded Professor
　　
　　An absent-minded professor was lecturing on anatomy.
　　“To show you more clearly what I mean, I have here a parcel with a dissected frog. I want you to examine it very carefully.”
　　The professor unwrapped the parcel and saw that it contained two sandwiches and a hard-boiled egg. Astonished, the professor said, “I’m sure I have eaten my lunch, but where is the frog？”
　　
　　心不在焉的教授
　　一位粗心的教授正在上解剖课。
　　“为了让你们更清楚地理解我所讲的内容，这个包里有一只解剖了的青蛙，你们要仔细地观察。”
　　教授打开包，里面竟是两个三明治和一个熟鸡蛋。教授十分惊讶：“我肯定已经吃过午饭了，可是那只青蛙哪儿去了呢？”
　　
　　Waste or Save?
　　
　　Father :Oh，Jack, you have slept the whole morning. Don’t you know you are wasting time？
　　Jack: Yes, Dad. But I’ve saved you a meal, haven’t I？
　　
　　浪费还是节约
　　父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗？
　　杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢，是不是？
　　
　　Two Attorneys
　　
　　Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner marched over and told them, “You can’t eat your own sandwiches here!”
　　The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
　　
　　两个律师
　　两个律师走进一个餐厅，要了两杯饮料，从包中拿出三明治开始吃起来。餐厅老板走过来警告说：“你们不能在这里吃自己的三明治。”
　　两个律师对看了一眼，耸耸肩，然后交换了手中的三明治。