酒鬼与吝啬鬼一日，酒鬼路遇吝啬鬼，死皮赖脸要到他家去喝酒。吝啬鬼说：『我家离这儿有四五十里路远』『不要紧，我最擅长步行。』『我家房子狭窄，不好待客』『没关系，有个地方够我张开嘴就行。』『我家连个酒杯也没有』『我喝酒从不用酒杯。』（黄军）酒鬼与吝啬鬼@... Alcoholic and miserly day, alcoholic road encounter miser, Sipilailian want to go to his house to drink. Miser said: “My family is forty or fifty miles away from here.” “It does not matter, I’m good at walking. ”My house is narrow and I’m not welcome.“ ”It’s alright, there’s a place for me to open my mouth. “My family does not even have a wine glass.” "I never drink wine glasses. (Huang Jun) alcoholic and miser @ ...