从前，有一个私塾先生，肚子里墨水不多，课堂上胡讲一气，糊弄学生。有一天，教《百家姓》：“赵钱孙李，周吴郑王。”读完，就给学生讲解：“‘赵’就是‘眼罩’的‘罩’。‘钱’就是“花钱’的‘钱’。‘孙’就是‘孙子’的‘孙’。“李’就是我的姓。‘周’就是‘胡诌’的 Once upon a time, there was a private school teacher who had little ink in his stomach, talked in class and fooled students. One day, teach “a hundred surnames”: “Zhao Qian Sun Li, Zhou Wu Zheng Wang.” After reading, give students: "Zhao ’is the’ hood ’of the’ eye mask ’’ money ’is’ spend money ’Money’. Sun is the grandson’s grandson. ’Lee’ is my last name, ’week’ is ’crap.’