要是由电工换一个烧坏的灯泡,需要几个人?答:只需一个人,可是当你找他的时候,却总是找不到。要是由评论家更换呢?答:需要两个人。一个换灯泡,另一个则在旁边指手画脚地批评他。要是由一个父亲来更换呢?答:需要3个人。他会命令妻子扶凳子,儿子打手电筒。要是由诗人更换呢?答:需要4个人。一个咒骂黑暗,一个点亮蜡烛,一个缅怀光明,一个换灯泡(不一定能完成)。要是由警察更换呢?答:需要5个人。一个负责封锁、保护现场,并拉响警报,一个登记备案,至少两个追查灯泡怎么坏的,一个更换灯泡。要是由某些领导来更换呢?答:需要……我也不知道会需要多少个人。他们会让父亲带着妻子、儿子到管理部门陈述灯泡毁坏经过,并笔录备案,签字画押。然后他们会命 How many people do I need if I change a burned bulb by an electrician? A: There is only one person, but when you look for him, you can not find it. If replaced by critics? A: The need for two people. One for a light bulb, the other is next to criticize him accursed. If a father to replace it? A: The need for three individuals. He will order his wife to stool, son to flashlight. If replaced by poets? A: The need for four individuals. A swear darkness, a light candle, a memory of light, a change of light bulbs (may not be able to complete). If the police replaced it? A: The need for five people. One responsible for the blockade, the protection of the scene, and sounded the alarm, a registration record, at least two tracing the bulb how bad, a replacement bulb. If some leaders change? A: need ... I do not know how many people will need. They will let his father with his wife and son to the management department stated that the bulbs have been destroyed, and record the record, signature and deposition. Then they will kill