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“为什么寒假比暑假短?”“热胀冷缩啊。”“那为什么作业一样多?”“因为质量不变嘛。”◇今天收到短信通知:您的寒假已不足5天,请及时充值。给力回复:尊敬的用户,您本年度寒假已用完,若本年度继续使用,将以旷课计费,敬请留意。◇老师:你作业写完了吗?同学:唉……老师:叹什么气啊?同学:我想跟您商量—下,作业在我手里攒一寒假了,有感情了,能不交吗?◇一所学校,二次大考,三餐无味,四面寒风,记得五脏耗竭、六腑不全,为的是七周寒假、八科不挂,最后落得九门挂花、十分命苦……
“” “” “” Because of the same quality Today received SMS notification: your winter vacation Has less than 5 days, please recharge. To force reply: Dear users, you have run out of this year’s winter vacation, if the continued use of this year, will abortion billed, so stay tuned. Students: Oh ... ... teacher: sigh what gas ah? Students: I want to discuss with you - next, homework in my hand to save a winter vacation, have feelings, and can not pay it? ◇ a school, the second exam, tasteless meals, surrounded by cold, remember the five internal organs depleted, fugu, for the seven weeks winter vacation, eight subjects do not hang, and finally fell nine flowers, very bitter ......