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In the Bus在公共汽车上
Bus Conductor： Why are you taking two tickets？
Passenger： Because if I lose one， the second ticket will save me.
Bus Conductor： What if you lose both？
Passenger： Listen， I am not a fool1. I already have my pass2 with me！
公共汽车售票员：你为什么要买两张票？
乘客：因为如果我丢了一张，第二张票就能救我。
公共汽车售票员：如果两者都丢了怎么办？
乘客：听着，我不是傻瓜，我已经带了我的通行证。了！！！
In the Hospital在医院
Once a doctor with knife in hand was running behind a patient3. Some people saw and felt puzzled4. Then they asked， “What happened， Doctor？”
The doctor said， “It’s the 4th time he has come for brain operation5. After the hair cut， he ran away again.”
一次，一个手里拿着刀的医生跟在一个病人后面跑。一些人看到了，感到迷惑不解，然后他们问：“发生了什么事，医生？”
医生说：“这是他第四次来做脑部手术。当剪完了头发后，他又一次跑掉了。”
Oxygen6氧气
Science Teacher： Oxygen is a must for breathing7 and for life. It was found in 1773.
Jimmy： Thank God！I was born after 1773， or I would have died without it.
科学老师：氧气是呼吸和生命的必需品，它于1773年被发现。
吉米：感谢老天！我是1773年以后出生的，否则没有它我早已死了。
Writing Very Slowly写得很慢
Sam was writing something very slowly.
Mike： Why are you writing so slowly？
Sam： I am writing to my six-year-old daughter. She cannot read very fast. She reads very slowly！
山姆寫得很慢。
迈克：你为什么写得这么慢？
山姆：我在给我6岁的女儿写信，她不能很快地阅读，她读得很慢！
（英语原文选自：doc88.com
Bus Conductor： Why are you taking two tickets？
Passenger： Because if I lose one， the second ticket will save me.
Bus Conductor： What if you lose both？
Passenger： Listen， I am not a fool1. I already have my pass2 with me！
公共汽车售票员：你为什么要买两张票？
乘客：因为如果我丢了一张，第二张票就能救我。
公共汽车售票员：如果两者都丢了怎么办？
乘客：听着，我不是傻瓜，我已经带了我的通行证。了！！！
In the Hospital在医院
Once a doctor with knife in hand was running behind a patient3. Some people saw and felt puzzled4. Then they asked， “What happened， Doctor？”
The doctor said， “It’s the 4th time he has come for brain operation5. After the hair cut， he ran away again.”
一次，一个手里拿着刀的医生跟在一个病人后面跑。一些人看到了，感到迷惑不解，然后他们问：“发生了什么事，医生？”
医生说：“这是他第四次来做脑部手术。当剪完了头发后，他又一次跑掉了。”
Oxygen6氧气
Science Teacher： Oxygen is a must for breathing7 and for life. It was found in 1773.
Jimmy： Thank God！I was born after 1773， or I would have died without it.
科学老师：氧气是呼吸和生命的必需品，它于1773年被发现。
吉米：感谢老天！我是1773年以后出生的，否则没有它我早已死了。
Writing Very Slowly写得很慢
Sam was writing something very slowly.
Mike： Why are you writing so slowly？
Sam： I am writing to my six-year-old daughter. She cannot read very fast. She reads very slowly！
山姆寫得很慢。
迈克：你为什么写得这么慢？
山姆：我在给我6岁的女儿写信，她不能很快地阅读，她读得很慢！
（英语原文选自：doc88.com