初中物理大叔上课,有同学抱怨太难了,他突然停下,一脸严肃地说:“嘘!晃一下你们的小脑袋!”全班莫名其妙地照做了,他魔性地一笑:“有没有听见你们大脑里的水声?”化学课上,老师复习上节课的内容,问道:“钠是什么?”大家默不作答。老师又很大声地说:“钠!是!什!么!啊!”就在这时,班主任在后面小声唱了出来:“钠是一条神奇的天路……”沉默了两秒后,全班爆笑,化学老师的脸都绿了。 Uncle junior high school physics class, some students complain too hard, he suddenly stopped, said with a serious look: “Shoo shake your little head! ” The class inexplicably according to his magic smile: “Did you hear the sound of water in your brain?” “In the chemistry class, the teacher reviewed the contents of the class and asked:” What is sodium? “ The teacher shouted loudly: ”Na! Yes! What! Ah!“ At this moment, the headteacher quietly sang out in the back: ”Sodium is a magical heaven ..." Silence two Seconds, the class comedy, chemistry teacher’s face is green.