我一直暗恋班上那个天使一般的女孩魏非儿。追她的人实在太多,多到已排成了一条长龙,而我实在又不想干中途插队这种违反中华优良传统的事。第一次写情书是帮死党陈恒写给魏非儿的。写完后我便一个人去喝闷酒,那天晚上我喝得酩酊大醉。我第一次发现自己的泪腺竟如此发达,泪水任我怎么堵也堵不住,那流不出来的,是我无法诉说的伤心和苦涩……——阿苦 I have been in love with the angel girl in the class Wei Fei Er. There are so many people chasing her that they have lined up a long queue, and I really do not want to interrupt this excellent Chinese tradition. The first time to write a love letter is to help the death party Chen Wei Wei Fei children. After I finish writing, I drink alone, that evening I was intoxicated. The first time I discovered that my lacrimal gland was so developed that I could not block any tears in my eyes, that I was unable to tell the sadness and bitterness that I could not tell ... - A Bitter