外貌与智慧一位著名女舞蹈家给萧伯纳写了一封热情洋溢的信,信中说:“如果我俩结婚,将来生个孩子,有你那样的智慧和我这样的外貌,该是多么美妙啊!”萧伯纳回信说:“要是那个孩子只有我这样的外貌和你那样的智慧,那岂不糟透了?”闹饥荒的原因一天,瘦削的萧伯纳碰到一位大腹便便的商人。商人讥讽他道:“看见你,人们会以为英国发生了饥荒!”萧伯纳回击道:“看见你,人们就会明白饥荒发生的原因。” Appearance and Wisdom A well-known female dancer wrote a passionate letter to George Bernard Shaw, in which she said: “If we were married, we would have a baby in the future, how smart you are and how we look like ”It’s wonderful,“ said Shaw, Bernard Shaw, replying: ”If that child had only my appearance and your wisdom like that?“ The reason for the famine One day, the skinny Bernard Shaw ran into a potbellied businessman. The businessman sneered at him: ”See you, people would think that a famine in England!“ Shaw back in Shaw: ”When you see you, people will understand why the famine happened.“ ”