娶了一台电脑回家,会使您有许多意想不到的收获,且听我一一道来。 First,你将: 一、得到苗条。无论你是多胖的人,买电脑吧！有了她,你一定寝食难安;为了她,你一定感到死而无憾,于是,任她把你折磨得皮包骨头……数周后,你得到了梦寐以求的苗条。 二、得到眼镜。记住,在电脑面前,千万别夸你眼睛 Married a computer home, will make you have many unexpected gains, and listen to me one by one. First, you will: First, get slim. No matter how fat you are, buy a computer! With her, you must sleepless nights; for her, you must feel dead and regrettable, so she let you tortured skinny ... ... a few weeks later, you get the dream of slim. Second, get glasses. Remember, in front of the computer, do not boast your eyes