目前全国各地都把“农民是否增收”作为考察乡镇领导干部 政绩的主要指标。为了帮助广大乡镇干部在任期内快速创造奇 迹，确保升官晋级……笔者决定将多年积累的快速促进农民增 收法无私奉献如下。 “四舍五入法” 此法堪称数学运算法则与政治需要的巧妙 结合，如某农民年收入刚过五千，则合理运用“四舍五入”的运算 法则，将这”五千”统计成“一万”。当然，此农户的人均收入便大 幅度提高，从而理直气壮地“四舍五入“进了小康行列之中。 “模糊数学法”此法的要点是运用“近万元”、“近十万 元”……之类的“模糊数字”将那些离万元、十万元……并不“近” 的人家迅速造就成”先富起来者”。 “超前统计法” 此法尤具前瞻性，其特点是将那些钱未到 At present, all over the country regard “whether farmers increase their income” as the main indicator of the performance of leading cadres in towns and villages. In order to help the majority of township cadres in the term of office to create a miracle quickly to ensure promotion of promotion ... ... I decided to accumulate over the years to quickly promote the farmer income tax selfless dedication as follows. “Rounding Law” This method can be called mathematical algorithm and political clever combination of needs, such as a peasant income of just over 5000, the rational use of “rounding” algorithm, the “five thousand” statistics into “ten thousand” . Of course, the per-capita income of this farmer has greatly increased, so that he can confidently “round off” into the well-to-do ranks. The key point of this method of “fuzzy mathematics law” is to use those “fuzzy figures” such as “nearly ten thousand yuan” and “nearly one hundred thousand yuan” ... to make those who are not “near” from ten thousand yuan, Rapidly made into “first get rich.” This method of “advanced statistics” is especially forward-looking, characterized by the lack of money