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You know...  A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.  The parrot said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” Well, the lady was not happy!
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I'll back you up all the way. 我完全支持你。  Why don't you get off my back? 不要来打扰我,好不好?  That's enough of your back talk. 不許你回嘴。  Oh, my aching back. 哎呀,真糟!  I'm beat. 我累死了。  Give me a break. 给我一个机会吧。  Don'
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I. 單词拼写。根据句意及所给单词的首字母或汉语提示,写出所缺单词的正确形式。  1. He didn't play the game fairly—he c________.  2. For him, this will be an e________ new hobby.  3. He has a h________ of closing his eyes when he tells a st
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I. 单词拼写。根据句意及所给单词的首字母或汉语提示,写出所缺单词的正确形式。  1. “Lift” is British English for “e________”.  2. In this part of the city, you can see ancient and m________ buildings next to each other.  3. These two count
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(A)  My grandfather is seventy years old, _1_ he is still very healthy. He is tall and _2_ medium build. He has _3_ hair. He likes reading. Every morning he _4_ up very early and reads morning _5_. Wh
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Fame is a bee.  It has a song.  It has a sting.  Oh, it has a wing, too.  名聲是一只蜜蜂,  它有一首歌,  它有一根刺,  哦,它也有翅膀!
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