今天是星期二。我讨厌星期二。星期二意味着一件事:上体育课。上体育课意味着一件事:挑选队员。挑选队员意味着一件事:我会被落到最后。事情总是如此。我是那年“冠军班”上的新同学。为了分清其他同学,我为每位同学加了一个特殊的“冠军”标签。比如凯文,是“课桌最清洁冠军”;列尼,是“思维最敏捷冠军”;卡罗琳,是“动 Today is Tuesday. I hate Tuesday. Tuesday means one thing: physical education. Physical education means one thing: selecting a player. The selection of a player means one thing: I’m going to be the last. This is always the case. I was a new classmate on that year’s Champion class. In order to distinguish other students, I added a special ”champion" label for each classmate. For example, Kevin is the cleanest champion at the desk. Lennie is the most agile champion in thinking. Caroline,