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亲爱的虫虫老公: 你好! 趁你上洗手间的机会,我在你的爱机上敲下我的“#^(*&@#$^*&#……” 我不明白,为什么结婚前后的你,差别是那么大。记得你追我的时候,是那么奔腾,办事效率是那样的雷鸟。有一次,你的岳母也就是我妈(我怕你还沉迷在“GG、MM”之中,一时想不起“岳母”的含义)叫你为她买包味精,那时你的运行速度不亚于当今的奔腾4处理器,而且还兼具Linux操作系统的多任务功能,不仅带回了5包味精,还带回了水果、面包、饼干……可现在呢?叫你到楼下拿把扫帚,都要我回车好几次,你才执行命令,真不明白你的电脑在不断地
Dear bugworm husband: hello! Take advantage of your chance on the toilet, I knocked my on your love machine. “I do not understand why before and after marriage You, the difference is so big.Remember when you chase me, is so Pentium, efficiency is such a thunderbird.Once, your mother-in-law is my mother (I’m afraid you are still addicted to ”GG, MM“ , Can not recall the meaning of ”mother-in-law" for a moment) and ask you to buy her the package of MSG, when you run at speeds as good as today’s Pentium 4 processor, but also combines the Linux operating system’s multi-tasking capabilities, not only bring back 5 packets of MSG, also brought back fruit, bread, biscuits ... But now? Call you downstairs to take the broom, I have to return several times, you execute the command, I really do not understand your computer constantly Ground