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Little Brother Got off
Tommy:Mom, what was the name of the last station our train stopped at?
Mother:Don’t bother me. I don’t know. Don’t you see I’m reading?
Tommy:Well, it’s too bad if you don’t know. Little brother got off there.
弟弟下车了
汤姆:“妈妈,我们这火车停过的上一站叫什么名字?”
母亲:“别打扰我,我不知道。没看见我在看书吗?”
汤姆:“哇,你不知道就太糟了,弟弟在那站下了车。”
Watching Television by Candle-light
Teacher:Name some of Thomas Edison’s contributions to science.
Student:If it weren’t for him, we’d all be watching television by candle-light.
点着蜡烛看电视
老师:“列举一些托马斯•爱迪生对科学的贡献。”
学生:“如果没有爱迪生,我们就只能点着蜡烛看电视了。”
Which is Farther Away?
Teacher:Which is farther away, Australia or the moon?
Bobby:Australia.
Teacher:Why do you say that?
Bobby:We can see the moon, but we can’t see Australia.
哪个更远?
教师:“澳大利亚和月球哪个离我们更远一些?”
博比:“澳大利亚。”
教师:“你为什么这么说呢?”
博比:“我们可以看见月球,却看不见澳大利亚。”
Mother Didn’t Teach Me
A little boy lost his way and went to ask the policeman by the road.The policeman asked, “Sonny, where’s your home?”
The boy replied, “My mother teaches me to ask the policeman when I lose my way, but she doesn’t tell me where I live.”
妈妈没教我
一个小孩迷了路,便去问路边的警察。
警察问:“小家伙,你家住在哪里?”
男孩回答说:“我妈妈只教我迷了路就去问警察,但她没告诉我住在哪里。”
Copy Him
Nurse:Don’t you like the new baby sister, Johnny?
Johnny:She’s all right, but I wish she had been a boy, Willie Smith had just got a new sister, and now he’ll think I’m trying to copy him.”
跟他学
保姆:“约翰尼,你不喜欢新生的小妹妹吗?”
约翰尼:“她还可以,但要是个男孩就好了。威利•史密斯刚有一个新生的小妹妹,现在他又该认为我跟他学了。”
Mother’s Day
Boy A:Tomorrow will be Mother’s Day. I wonder what I can do to make my mother happy.
Boy B:I have decided not to take my school report home tomorrow.
母亲节
男孩甲:“明天是母亲节。我在想能做点什么事让妈妈高兴。”
男孩乙:“我决定明天不把我的学习成绩单带回家。”
Build the Cities in the Country
A city man was visiting the country and was praising the cleanliness of the air.
“So healthy to breathe!”he exclaimed, “no pollution like the city.”
“Ar,” replied a local, “I can’t understand why they don’t build the cities in the country!”
把城市建到乡下
一个城里男子正在乡下走访并赞扬空气的清洁。
“呼吸起来多么卫生啊!”他感叹道,“没有城市那么污染。”
“啊,”一个当地人答道,“都不明白他们为什么不把城市建到乡下来!”
Tommy:Mom, what was the name of the last station our train stopped at?
Mother:Don’t bother me. I don’t know. Don’t you see I’m reading?
Tommy:Well, it’s too bad if you don’t know. Little brother got off there.
弟弟下车了
汤姆:“妈妈,我们这火车停过的上一站叫什么名字?”
母亲:“别打扰我,我不知道。没看见我在看书吗?”
汤姆:“哇,你不知道就太糟了,弟弟在那站下了车。”
Watching Television by Candle-light
Teacher:Name some of Thomas Edison’s contributions to science.
Student:If it weren’t for him, we’d all be watching television by candle-light.
点着蜡烛看电视
老师:“列举一些托马斯•爱迪生对科学的贡献。”
学生:“如果没有爱迪生,我们就只能点着蜡烛看电视了。”
Which is Farther Away?
Teacher:Which is farther away, Australia or the moon?
Bobby:Australia.
Teacher:Why do you say that?
Bobby:We can see the moon, but we can’t see Australia.
哪个更远?
教师:“澳大利亚和月球哪个离我们更远一些?”
博比:“澳大利亚。”
教师:“你为什么这么说呢?”
博比:“我们可以看见月球,却看不见澳大利亚。”
Mother Didn’t Teach Me
A little boy lost his way and went to ask the policeman by the road.The policeman asked, “Sonny, where’s your home?”
The boy replied, “My mother teaches me to ask the policeman when I lose my way, but she doesn’t tell me where I live.”
妈妈没教我
一个小孩迷了路,便去问路边的警察。
警察问:“小家伙,你家住在哪里?”
男孩回答说:“我妈妈只教我迷了路就去问警察,但她没告诉我住在哪里。”
Copy Him
Nurse:Don’t you like the new baby sister, Johnny?
Johnny:She’s all right, but I wish she had been a boy, Willie Smith had just got a new sister, and now he’ll think I’m trying to copy him.”
跟他学
保姆:“约翰尼,你不喜欢新生的小妹妹吗?”
约翰尼:“她还可以,但要是个男孩就好了。威利•史密斯刚有一个新生的小妹妹,现在他又该认为我跟他学了。”
Mother’s Day
Boy A:Tomorrow will be Mother’s Day. I wonder what I can do to make my mother happy.
Boy B:I have decided not to take my school report home tomorrow.
母亲节
男孩甲:“明天是母亲节。我在想能做点什么事让妈妈高兴。”
男孩乙:“我决定明天不把我的学习成绩单带回家。”
Build the Cities in the Country
A city man was visiting the country and was praising the cleanliness of the air.
“So healthy to breathe!”he exclaimed, “no pollution like the city.”
“Ar,” replied a local, “I can’t understand why they don’t build the cities in the country!”
把城市建到乡下
一个城里男子正在乡下走访并赞扬空气的清洁。
“呼吸起来多么卫生啊!”他感叹道,“没有城市那么污染。”
“啊,”一个当地人答道,“都不明白他们为什么不把城市建到乡下来!”